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Why do people faint at the sight of plain-text code? (lemmy.world)

submitted 5 hours ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 minutes ago

I dunno, whitespace is a programming language and I don't know who that's for :P

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago

So why did we do such a bad fucking job

[–] [email protected] 22 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)

Here's a Malbolge print statement:

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Good luck.

EDIT: I think I gave ChatGPT an aneurysm

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

A language from and for assholes, very human.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Much letters, great verbosity, the design is very human.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

No they are not, some are made for obtuse assholes by obtuse assholes.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

What could be more human than that?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 hours ago

Condescendingly always saying you are too busy doing important things to write good documentation.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I hate to spoil your fun but IRs are made to be written by programs and read by programs.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 hours ago

That's why we don't call them "programming language" even though they are the same kind of thing.