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[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

What could be more human than that?

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

The moratorium is actually since 2000, but only since 2006 in its current form. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_use_restriction_technology

Thankfully, no country, much less any multinational corporation, would ever dare cross the UN's nonbinding, unenforceable moratorium. Can you imagine how stern the tone of the statement of condemnation would be, once it was worded such that a reasonable plurality of countries would agree to back it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I was mostly being facetious. I haven't tried it in decades, but I'm pretty happy with Cosmos.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

🎤 Tap, tap, is this thing on? Posting again, even though this joke is probably only for me.

Presumably, this is F W DeMorgan's Law.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

KDE: With too much power comes too much responsibility. 😉

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Zero that axis, please.

[–] [email protected] 64 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

I didn't even know they had GPS that long ago.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Bruce Schneier has been saying for something like 25 years that technological advances always favor attackers over defenders.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

What does "too" salty mean? Is that even possible?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

It probably should've been dolphins, just as a nod to H²G², but also because I'm not sure the scale of that Klingon BOP ever read as big enough for two whales to me.

But, some possible suspects: whales (maybe they are superintelligent, pan-dimensional beings and the business with the krill and the singing is just a front), whale keepers or collectors (maybe they've stocked Earth with an important livestock that they want to protect from the apes, or see TNG S3E22 "The Most Toys"), whale descendants (see VOY S3E23 "Distant Origins"), or a species that has determined that loss of the whales indicates humanity has become irredeemable (or a corrupted timeline).

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