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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You gonna throw away that core? That's still useful!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Throw it in a pot, baby you've got an apple stew goin'!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Don't be so crass .... you have to make love to an apple

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Should have taken a lesson from captain Kirk and his beloved mountain.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Well okay, but you'll have to wait your turn."

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

That poor/lucky woman.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Captain Kirk originated the tradition of senior officers making love .... to anyone ... and everything

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Correction: once a day. Every day. For the rest of your (healthy) life.:-)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I suppose first you have to core the apple

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Do you now... do you really?!?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

This is an even better punchline than the original meme. Lol

[–] DannyBoy 17 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

And who would've thought that movie would spin off 8 sequels, 3 direct sequels and 5 spin-offs

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

An apple a day keeps the doctor away...

Picard cuts out the middleman and just bangs the doctor

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 month ago

No, you get to fuck an apple. As long as it's consensual.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago

Why are these lists always things you're already doing?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well shit. I've only been fuckin microwaved cantaloupes. No wonder I'm still unhealthy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The problem with that is you won't ever be able sneak off and get married to it.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

It's not me, it's the pun cops: according to them you can't elope!

[–] gravitas_deficiency 3 points 1 month ago