when you just learned the cropping tool and decided to practice multiple times on the same picture

Figure 1. Archaeologist using the stargate to return a specimen to storage in Egypt.

Seems a little late for an MRI.

Anything is a cheesesteak, and a dildo, if you're brave enough. And it can be both at the same time if you're extra brave.

I thought that was Anthony fucking Bourdain next to it

Is that mummy holding their gonads?

To be fair, people were treating mummies like cheesesteak for a very long time. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mummy?wprov=sfla1

ah yes ancient Philadelphia mummies

I mean. It technically can still become one

Well now I can't unsee it

It seems an Hot Dog to me

Forbidden cheesesteak

A hot dog

I’m not sure what you’re talking about? Tasty looking sandwich though.

But now I’m still gonna get me a cheesesteak today

Imagine being told that you will die and thousands of years later, humans will “meme” the image of your corpse around the planet