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[–] [email protected] 90 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 49 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I wouldn't worry about it given that Rust has issues binding to C++.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

We all have issues with C++

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, many leaks to expect on this boat.

[–] [email protected] 71 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Their eye doctor's office is called "See Sharp."

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Their fishing boat is called Dot Net.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have a feeling nobody else at the yacht club got anywhere close to understanding the joke.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 weeks ago

And at a yacht club, I feel like anyone who does get it, is not going to be someone who can't make a lifelong pacifist throw their first punch.

Ah, C++! I prefer my engineers use GoogleScript at the company I bought out. I feel like Google is the safest bet. Like, one day Apple and Microsoft might stop updating C++, where now everything is Blockchain and AI based, Google will keep its market share and keep supporting g GoogleScript..

(He bought a Java Enterprise Consulting company.)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

There's so many friggin nerds sailing that it's ridiculous. Who else makes so much so as to indulge in such a wildly expensive hobby?

Never mind the ultra rich nerdy boat names (Bayseienne, Steve Job's weird thing, the sensible and utilitarian Google barge with all the toys, and Oracle guy's toys, and on and on), there's soooooo many more minor nerd boats with names like "Dream SQL" and etc.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

compiler better be good.

also running might be kinda hard.

I'd prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 weeks ago

I'd prefer memory safety, any kind of overflow sounds bad for production.

That's what the bucket is for.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 weeks ago

Wait till it Rusts!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The most self-aware yacht name.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago

Nice JavaShip

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

That's a good one.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Hope there's a sea minus minus somewhere for whomever that was.

[–] Jumuta 4 points 2 weeks ago

and a holy sea

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago

Good for Perl diving, I guess.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Next time tell the AI to use comic sans.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How can you tell this is AI? I don't see any of the characteristic AI probabilistic blurs, and the reflections & caustics seem right.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 2 weeks ago

I’m just guessing. I could be wrong.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

Agree - comic sans would be chef's kiss. (Btw I think this is a great AI usecase.)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 weeks ago

Get rid of the sea word

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

That's the second boat, the first one is called plus plus sea.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's what you get when you add objects to the sea!