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[–] [email protected] 93 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Man, I’ve known people like this. The worst is a combination of willfully bad memory and a lack of respect for what I was trying to say.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't believe someone does this on purpose. When would this work?

[–] [email protected] 82 points 2 weeks ago

It's not about it working. It's about creating a narrative in their own head where they are the victim even if it's a complete fabrication. Then they can pin all their recent troubles on something that isn't their fault. "That asshole gave me a thumbs up, then went back on it! I needed that thing for success, and he's the reason that didn't happen."

[–] [email protected] 37 points 2 weeks ago

My mother-in-law. She rewrites history in her head and imagine stories where she’s the hero that didn’t actually happen.

It’s a coping mechanism to prevent her having to face and work on her own problems.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

I think I'll eat it now!

I think I'll eat it n-

You ate my only food! Now I'm gonna starve!

[–] [email protected] 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It took me 25 minutes to get rid of a Craigslist buyer once. He was buying a hand truck, a generic, wheeled truck.

But boy did he want to talk, and talk, and talk. Just gimme my $20 and go away now.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

If I can't get 100 for something it gets donated to the thrift shop. Its just not worse all the hassel.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 weeks ago

Upvote for "worse all the hassel". Bone apple teeth to you!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I give those away on the Buy Nothing groups first. Thrift stores throw away what they can't shelve, and you know you're helping your neighbors directly.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Buy Nothing is such an incredible concept. My local group is super active and you can ask for the most random thing and have an offer in minutes. A few years ago I asked for a machete and had three people offering to give me one within 20 minutes.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Shit, I hope you thanked the community, then asked for a hockey mask.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Im sorta lucky in that we have a local charity run one that is a great place to donate and buy. Its not like goodwill or such.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Why is the person haggling a lower cost waiting for a deposit?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

I think they're saying they don't have the money right now, but they have a means to get it. Not that they're waiting for a deposit from the other person, lol

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

How about 4•1k?