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[–] [email protected] 58 points 1 day ago (5 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Same.

It’s as close to being a doctor as I’m gonna get.

[–] [email protected] 84 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

I might be in the minority, but I get more excited about the idea of maintaining/working on some creaky old legacy code base than I do about the idea of starting a new project from scratch.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Feeling of deleting lines > Feeling of adding lines

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

I enjoy this too, but it’s kind of rough when you’ve inverted control, teased apart unnecessary coupling, updated dependencies and backed everything with unit and other tests, but then your colleagues are too scared to code review it.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 23 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Is there a generator for these?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago

There are a few from a search, this one came up with a GitHub repo. https://arthurbeaulieu.github.io/ORlyGenerator/

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Just use the paint, internet person

[–] [email protected] 5 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Threeme2189 1 points 11 hours ago

Just program the paint, internet person

[–] [email protected] 4 points 22 hours ago (2 children)

Do you have more of these memes? I'd like to see more.

[–] kora 13 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago) (1 children)

Here's some more.

Shared this with my team just recently. Guess there is a lot more of these brilliant edits.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

Nice! Thanks. :3

Is there a bigger resolution btw?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

From the last time this came up I got most of them from this guys collection.

https://lemmy.ca/comment/11139658

[–] [email protected] 2 points 12 hours ago

Thank you for this.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago

Nice collection. Thanks! :)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 21 hours ago

Yes, me too! But, only if I have the autonomy to improve things where I can. Otherwise, I just find it demotivating

[–] [email protected] 2 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

I find that working on production code with well defined use cases and requirements to be the most satisfying, and working on new proof of concept / demos / marketing tools to be the least satisfying.

So on balance, more of the legacy projects I've worked on have fit those criteria than the new builds, but the couple of new builds that had well defined use cases, and no legacy code to deal with were the absolute best.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 day ago (3 children)

also, your own code after you've spent time away from it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 23 hours ago

That is the strangest thing, going back into a program and thinking "what the hell was that guy thinking?" and then realizing it was me.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

What fucking ass for brains engineer wrote this dogshit code?!?!?! I'm gonna scroll back to the header find out who wrote and give a piece of my mind to... myself x.x

[–] [email protected] 11 points 23 hours ago

git blame giveth and git blame taketh

[–] [email protected] 5 points 23 hours ago

The time varies but starts at about 1 day for me…

[–] [email protected] 3 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

I dive into Fortran77 code regularly. Sweet mother of Neptune! All caps and such short variable names!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

Used to do that when I was working in science. I also kinda loved it. Just interesting to intimately experience how people thought back in the 80s. There are surprisingly many Fortran 77 libraries still in use today (they can be called from modern Fortran code).

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

I enjoy refactoring and making legacy code better.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 21 hours ago

I've gotten to spend some time where my major responsibility was to refactor and improve "research-grade" code from some scientists. Felt like tending a Zen rock garden, but code lol, I found it really relaxing and lovely.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

I am a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

I am a loaf on the wand, what how I soak

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I don't know if I can work with non legacy code anymore. That... Freedom, it's stifling.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 day ago

don't worry, it takes atmost three months for that fresh code to become legacy code bogged down by decisions done in anticipation of things that never happened :)

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Stamets? "Now that's a name I've not heard in a long time."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)