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Billionaire Anti-Aging Zealot Shares Data on Son’s Erections (www.thedailybeast.com)

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He looks healthy enough to be a real snack for whoever gets to eat the rich

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Just not the dick. According to this article he gets weekly penis injections, but it doesn't say of what.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 months ago

…who the fuck cares?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Immortality is a daily pain in the dick.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (7 children)

Jesus fuck. Why would anyone want to live forever, anyway?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (9 children)

i think most people don't really want to die. and they like living for all sorts of reasons. i hope you can think of at least a few reasons you'd like to go on living as well.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

I don't want to die, but living forever sounds exhausting.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Yeah, that's a perfectly normal thing to do.

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