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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

The person. It doesn't even say of it's alive or dead, if it's someone you know or not, if it's someone who also lives in the house or not.

A thousand cockroaches is a lot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 years ago

Fine, you get a corpse full of 1000 cockroaches 🪳

Congrats!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

Person seems solvable

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago

A person, she/he will be staying there nice and tight 🪢

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Roaches don't have squatters rights.

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[–] CapnMoisesBKind 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I mean. With roaches you could always hire an exterminator. Not so with a person.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guess you could call the cops, they really like killing people.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

My attic is over the detached garage, so I’d choose person hands down.

I probably wouldn’t know for a really long time, because I don’t use that space (the ladder up there is duct-taped where it cracked at some point, and since I don’t use it, I’m not about to replace it) it stays decently warm up there so less concern about finding a frozen corpse, and if someone did croak in the garage, the smell wouldn’t permanently be in the house.

But roaches would find their way into the house.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fun one. I grew up in trailers and we had roaches. Id wake up with them crawling all over. Turn on a light and up the walls they go. Now I’m a behavior therapist and I’d take the person who obviously means me no harm over skittering ass bugs. There’s nothing that says they have to stay either or that they can’t be helped :)

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

After the summer we have been having if I found a person I my attic they would not be found living.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

100% would do the person

you can befriend them easier than roaches

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I legit used to farm cockroaches in bins in my garage to sell online to reptile owners. I'll take the cockroaches.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd definitely go with a body since the authorities can come and clean up the evidence in a shorter amount of time than it takes for the office at this apartment complex I'm living in to send in someone to take care of the roaches.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Am I the only one here who can't work out what the second person is saying in that reply? Having a "has anyone really been far even as decided..." moment.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A person can't hide in my shirts to crawl on me when I put them on

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago

Id rather find a person. Finding them implies i was looking for them all along right? Haha

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