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[–] [email protected] 185 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 74 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago

Damn you have to be really angry to point at people.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 month ago

Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was at work and when I saw this during my lunch break, I had to start furiously masterbating. My co-workers gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. As one co-worker dialed 911, I dropped my phone and everyone of my co-workers around me saw this image. Now there is a whole cafeteria of pre-k teachers masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

[–] [email protected] 96 points 1 month ago
[–] hmmm 74 points 1 month ago
[–] ohellidk 55 points 1 month ago (2 children)

This looked like a half-uncovered asscrack at very first glance.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

I don't see it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

If I squint my eyes I still kinda see it, nice!

[–] [email protected] 50 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 47 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

Fuck. You.

Edit: And now I've lost the game as well, goddamn.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

yes we have all thought we have seen that. thanks brain

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 month ago (5 children)

My grandparents used to grind them with a specific type of rock when washing. Don't remember its name, but it was white with many holes in it.

[–] [email protected] 73 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I think this is called a pumice stone, but I have never used one.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yup, that's the one. Never used one either, but I should probably start since taking my socks off feels like I've got velcro on my heels.

Hmm... Wonder if that's how velcro was first invented...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Look up PedEgg. I swear it's not some obscure porn.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I trusted you and checked it out. It is indeed the real thing, but seeing that metal grate reminded me of an old morph video where the first part was about shredding the skin off a heel and the second was part of an ad shredding cheese on a meal.

Nostalgic times of a purer and disgusting internet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Yup. Pumice stoves work well but you need to be careful how much you use them. I use them once a week or so in the shower with warm water running over my feet. If you draw blood, you've gone too far and it will sting like a bitch.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Absolutely use one. They are awesome.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am almost certain that this is incorrect, but I always feared my boots would tear up my feet if I lost my callouses.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I use it to help get the dead skin off, the pumice stone won't generally take off calluses unless you just go nuts.. Now, there are things that will take calluses off like microplaners (think the kitchen tool that zests citrus skin).

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

PedEgg. I get older and I just get these calluses, and it's like a cheese grater for your feet. It's terrible, but feet calluses no look good. I see a podiatrist and he said it's these damn high arches. I just think it's being in my late 30s, unfortunately.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

If it's just mild to moderate dryness and you find a pumice too intense, you can also use a soft bristle brush (of the size and shape of your choosing) with a good lather of soap suds. If it's just a small spot on your heel, you could even just get away with demoting an old toothbrush to that job.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Scholl makes a battery powered rotary tool for this. Great if you're lazy or have a really thick layer already.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 month ago

I used Jergens body lotion for my wedding and my skin felt nice and moist all night.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 month ago

Shades of r/confusingperspective

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

You... You did it on purpose didn't you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Ah, the fractal essence of the human form reappears

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

At the risk of interrupting the deep thoughts that poetry may spawn, I wonder if there is a community for... erm... self-similar biomorphic curves.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Is this revenge for all feet lovers?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

That's is why some guys like feet!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Interesting. I saw this image earlier today whilst I was on my lunch break at work and didn't get it. Scrolling this evening when I'm more "in the mood" and I saw what everyone else seems to be seeing 🍑

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

You actually don't want your ankles to be smooth. The thick rough skin prevents the feet from bleeding and bruising as a result of mobility.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago

Well yeah but then the cracks get deep and it kinda starts hurting.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago

Me about to report NSFW when it clicks.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

I'm already at random orbital sander.

My next step is angle grinder like Hellboy.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It's probably athlete's foot fungus.

Try fast-actin' Tinactin.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

What? It probably is!