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FYI this is not me. I was clearing out some meme pics from my Dropbox when I found this.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Okay, so you're actively risking yours and other peoples lives to have this meaningless discussion? That makes David dumb? You then acknowledge how dumb driving and texting is yourself?

It doesn't read like you are the brightest bulb on my screen either.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

Not me, old pic I have saved from years ago that I found on the internet. I agree, people who text and drive are assholes.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He seems fun. And I mean that in a real way. I imagine hanging out with him is a constant stream of joking around and shenanigans. Like, I've probably said similar things to my friends before.

Oh shit, I might be David.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

It's ok, some of us like David. Wait, am I David as well?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I actually asked that when scheduling a job interview. She asked if 10 is fine. I asked AM or PM. Didn't get the job

It was AM

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

I had a Zoom interview at 2am once. They were in another country and i guess they didn't think about adjusting for my timezone

[–] lurch 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

no, i don't have a David in my life

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

I actively avoid having this guy in my life.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (3 children)

It's actually not all that unreasonable for a large university to have very late night classes. I would 100% register for a midnight class LMAO

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago
[–] stevedice 3 points 4 days ago

Sure, but context strongly suggests it's the one an hour away rather that the one that's 13 hours away.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

I’ve never seen a class start at midnight. I recall classes at like 10pm though. I think that was the latest I’ve seen.

Especially for things like an astronomy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

Lol I went to local community college that runs apprentice programs paid for by local factories to train their employees. Those workers go to school during their shift hours. Including second and third shift. I had classes from 6pm to 4am when I was in the program.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Guys come on it's a reasonable question

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago

There are night courses for adults getting their GED and English for Spanish speakers at the community college here that are sometimes around 12-1am. I was an aide for one.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago (4 children)

I've never actually looked at "night classes," are they night night or like, 6pm?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

They can go pretty late if your area has a large enough demand, I took a class once that started at like 8 PM and got out at 10PM

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I've had on-site night classes that were pretty late - don't remember how late exactly. Maybe 10pm

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

no, not 'night night', but more like 'after 1st shift ends but before their bedtime' night (reasonable bedtime, like their kids' bedtime)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

7pm on a Friday is the latest I've had. This was also back during lockdown so it was online. More than a few of us were having some drinks. Fun class.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I read "David" as "Dad", and sirens started going off in my head.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

I think I've seen too much Hilda. Wild to imagine this convo between David and Frida, but also oddly on point

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 days ago

Yet again I an thankful for being antisocial