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[โ€“] Apytele 16 points 4 hours ago

sorry officer I'm actually married / otherwise uninterested in dating you...

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[โ€“] [email protected] 28 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I put on my robe & wizard hat.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

I cast Freedom of Movement and emigrate to the EU!

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 hours ago

Counterspell by the governing body.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 1 hour ago

PUT DOWN THE WEAPON

[โ€“] [email protected] 23 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

Should have turned off the camera first and THEN went bang bang bang...

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 2 hours ago

No, that would be suspicious

[โ€“] [email protected] 16 points 7 hours ago

Now your dog and child are dead, I'm going to have to take you in for questioning. Yes, you are being detained.