ok but squidward isn't gonna do anything amazing with his life.
this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
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I honestly didn't see that coming.
It's not on pizza, it's on the bottom (of bikinis).
Anon too autistic to realize that he terrorizes a small town on a daily basis.
That is a very very nice pineapple for someone with no money tho.
OP's post title game is on point