this post was submitted on 19 Jan 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

ok but squidward isn't gonna do anything amazing with his life.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 day ago

Anon too autistic to realize that he terrorizes a small town on a daily basis.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 day ago

That is a very very nice pineapple for someone with no money tho.

[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I honestly didn't see that coming.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It's not on pizza, it's on the bottom (of bikinis).

[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 day ago

OP's post title game is on point