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[–] [email protected] 119 points 2 weeks ago (25 children)

Spelunkers are crazy, out of every stupid thing you could do that has a high chance of killing you of you if you make a tiny mistake you choose spelunking?

[–] [email protected] 76 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

But this hole was made for me!

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Exploring beginner friendly caves is really cool. But tight passages like this and the nutty putty cave one are absolutely terrifying, and I want nothing to do with it.

[–] [email protected] 65 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This IS the nutty putty cave, the pic is just rotated 90 degrees.

The picture makes my skin crawl because I read about the guy.

[–] brown567 27 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It gets worse knowing which way is down in that picture XD

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

Oh god so much worse. Just a nightmarish, horrid way to go. It seriously freaks me out imagining it.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

My first and only cave experience was with a friend who had done the tunnel before so he knew where it went and was safe. It was slightly wider than my shoulders and started with climbing a rope up into the tunnel from a river and ended with a T intersection.

[–] Yondoza 50 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Yeah, choose SCUBA spelunking like a real daredevil!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wingsuit base SCUBA spelunking

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

scuba is waaay less dangerous. if your shit fails you can surface (depending on depth of course) the bends aint fun

[–] [email protected] 44 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I think they meant cave diving. Spelunking, but underwater. Incredibly dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

...cave diving is the most ~~dangerous~~ deadly recreational sport of which i'm aware...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

yeah fuck that noise.

ive seen signs at cave mouths that are mostly skulls

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

But scuba spelunking gives you the worst of both. Easy to get lost, easy to get stuck especially because you have a big tank on your back, if you let silt kick up its easy to get turned around and lost in the cave, and of course you also have a limited air supply.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

At least you die faster. If I was in the position of the guy in the picture underwater I would just spit out my regulator.

Also if you have the tanks on your side and you never take them off to go through a hole you can be pretty sure that you can go through anything back if your remove them. Siphons tho, that's a different story

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[–] [email protected] 106 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What would Saddam Hussein do?

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

He'd say "It was made for me! This is my hole!", and climb in.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The dialogue actually goes the other way, because manga panels (and speech bubbles and texts inside) are read right to left.

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[–] [email protected] 66 points 2 weeks ago

Probably die.

Not a great way to go.

[–] carpelbridgesyndrome 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

My brain is fried. I thought this was the Saddam Hussein meme.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Nope. One of the most horrifying stories ever meme.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Im not Saddam Hussein so I wouldnt be in that situation

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

Just pull yourself to your side and climb down

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 weeks ago

I don't even go to places where a cave is a option!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

I sleep like a baby knowing the risk of this happening to me is 0%

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago

Athletic thrill seekers come in all skin colors 🌈

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago

There are wine caves and cheese caves. I could spend several lifetimes exploring those.

Otherwise, no thank you.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Hoping I die from something else

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At the risk of whooshing, what does this have to do with being black or not?

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Black people typically don't do stupid shit like climbing into tiny caves.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Didn't a bunch of miners just die in South Africa in a likely similar situation?

I think doing stupid shit is a universal experience.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sorry, I should have clarified that I was referencing the stereotypical black American mindset as I've experienced it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Fair enough.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 weeks ago

Easy, I’d prevent myself from being in that situation. What would you do, order a pizza?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Average gambler IQ be like, "just one more cm bro"

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