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[–] [email protected] 99 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Willy Wonka predicted this. Just spit it out before it gets to the blueberry pie.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago

Take the blueberry and float to New Zealand

[–] [email protected] 55 points 4 days ago (2 children)

All “could we”, no “should we”

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Why would it be sweet? It's more like a bouillon cube.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

The image looks like a hard candy, i.e. made with sugar, and since I couldn't find a Nutrition Facts label to check the sugar content I went with what it looks like to me. I'm not sure sucking on a bouillon cube would be all that great, too salty. But hey, to each their own. I didn't mean to 'yuck on your yum'.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago

Scientists? Preoccupied!

[–] baggachipz 14 points 3 days ago

National soup month

Fuck off and die, marketing weasels

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 72 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (2 children)

I've already gone over the fact that they are, in fact, gross, and you won't want to try more than one. But the thing is, if you buy a container, you can bring it to your friends and family and say, "Hey, want to try a salty drop that's supposed to taste like chicken noodle soup? They're gross."

Or, take them into the doctor/dentist/bank office and mix them into the bowl of hard candies.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 days ago

That’s so evil, lol, I love it

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If I did that, my dentist would definitely know it was me., Lol

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What kind of evil dentists has hard candies available in their lobby?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

Just the regular evil kind

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago

So my take from this is that this could be a neat alternative to bullion and a funny gag gift. That's honestly not nearly as awful as I expected.

I've gotten salty candy at Asian markets, I'm sure of this has been done better elsewhere.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

They stole my catchphrase!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago

Back to "Stew you can chew"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 days ago

Soup you can suck on

MC Comings, VP, Business Unit Director for Progresso

😏

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I mean people already suck on boullion cubes

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

Progresso ruined the Chickarina soup by shrinking the meatballs and replacing acini de pepe with stars and the gelatinized soup they come in.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

.. me the soup drops!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago