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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Wow that's terrible. Well done.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I feel like Ordinary Sausage is a low hanging fruit. The man's entire point is food crimes just above creating his own variant of Surströmming. He has given cat food sausage one of the highest scores in his channels history. He bit straight into a pure menthol sausage.

He does what we will not, not to commit crimes, but to perform science.

(Plus, if he sees this, it'll be another mark against the lobster tail boiled in maple syrup and baked beans. We're fighting a war here)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago

lobster tail boiled in maple syrup! I bet he is saving this one for a rainy day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

Spinning the wheel of Ziyad catalog items:

Ziyad Ammonia Powder + Ziyad Wild Cucumbers : Deep fried in Ziyad Grape Syrup

[–] fsxylo 6 points 5 days ago

Meh, it sounds shocking but it's just a shitty crepe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

If your eggs 'aint brown, then get outta town.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I did not realize Plinkett starting making cooking videos

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

yes, but only after snorting 2 lines of the purest powder he could find.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 days ago

This sausage is the most disappointing thing since my son

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

The real crime is the sound of that guy's voice, geez.

[–] smuuthbrane 2 points 4 days ago

There's food crimes that make me cringe and gag, and there's this that makes me genuinely disgusted. Bravo.