Wow that's terrible. Well done.
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
How to tag:
To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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(BTW, I’m looking for someone to help mod here! I myself would not be enough if this community goes beyond a few posts a day.)
I feel like Ordinary Sausage is a low hanging fruit. The man's entire point is food crimes just above creating his own variant of Surströmming. He has given cat food sausage one of the highest scores in his channels history. He bit straight into a pure menthol sausage.
He does what we will not, not to commit crimes, but to perform science.
(Plus, if he sees this, it'll be another mark against the lobster tail boiled in maple syrup and baked beans. We're fighting a war here)
lobster tail boiled in maple syrup! I bet he is saving this one for a rainy day.
Spinning the wheel of Ziyad catalog items:
Ziyad Ammonia Powder + Ziyad Wild Cucumbers : Deep fried in Ziyad Grape Syrup
Meh, it sounds shocking but it's just a shitty crepe.
If your eggs 'aint brown, then get outta town.
I did not realize Plinkett starting making cooking videos
yes, but only after snorting 2 lines of the purest powder he could find.
This sausage is the most disappointing thing since my son
The real crime is the sound of that guy's voice, geez.
There's food crimes that make me cringe and gag, and there's this that makes me genuinely disgusted. Bravo.