cross-posted from: https://lemmygrad.ml/post/6743513
I really hope this won't become some sort of tradition now
Let me get this right. He's winning a paper commercial label with gum on it?
this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2025
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Everyone is lining up to kiss his puckered arsehole.
puckered
Considering the amount of Russian dick that man takes, I'd think by now his anal sphincter is pretty well destroyed.
All these CEOs are tripping over themselves to lap up a cocktail of incontinent seepage and Putin's cum
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He'll need a NASCAR type jacket, featuring all of his sponsors. I just can't keep up anymore.
We need that for all the politicians. Only a tiny handful would have blank jackets.
This would be a good use case for AR—just slip on your glasses and see all their sponsors’ logos adjusted to scale according to the size of their ~~bribe~~ donations
If the plebes have to wear a uniform to their minimum wage drug tested job so should our elites
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It was a lot of people's jobs for months now creating some special bottle and box for this PR moment... none of this should exist. It reminds me of stories about the Middle Ages, where people would come before the king and shower them with gifts to make sure they are appeased.
A graphic designer could whip that up after lunch.
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Never seen him looking so fucking old and wrinkled
To be fair, he is older than ever before.
Actually I think some of it is the weight he's lost recently.
But I am looking forward to him being dead, yes.
To be fair, he is older than ever before.
Fuck, me too
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Oh look an ad
They all know to play this dumb bastards ego
I bet the back of the bottle says only people with very large hands and a big a-brain can possess it
Apparently someone loves to lick boots and give some a handie under the table.
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Maybe Pepsi is ok.
It's like everyone forgot that Pepsi stopped George floydd protests and passed sweeping justice system reform. /$
Coke is shit now, fascism soda. Relationship ended with Coke, Pepsi is new best soda.
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It's pathetic watching these bootlickers
Weirdest part to me is that I really can't believe that he's drinking Diet Coke and not regular Coke. I know there's concerns about diet sodas, but that shows a concern about his health and what he puts in his body that I never imagined Trump was capable of.
Naw, I think it's because he specifically enjoys diet coke more. If I want a soda, it's diet coke or nothing. I'm in good health, but diet coke tastes great while regular coke almost makes me feel ill from the thick syrup.
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Truth be told, I'd 100% prefer headlines like this over other nonsense that goes on.
The headline is still: “Company sucks up to Trump because line must go up” no different than most.
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