this post was submitted on 14 Jan 2025
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

I like how OP denotes the actors, as to be very clear in his description of how he's either going to get divorced or murdered.

Let's pretend you accomplish this and she sees the err of her ways. Then what? She's going to kill you when she finds out the kid is not really yours.

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[–] [email protected] -4 points 1 day ago (2 children)

This sounds fun but will for sure end with someone trying to blackmail him for more money or filing a fake paternity suit lol

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