I had a boss who said:
"You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck his ass to make him drink."
I... I just... Can't.
this post was submitted on 12 Jan 2025
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i'n not the brightest bulb in the shed, but i sure am the sharpest!
Those that live in glass houses can throw the first stone.
Don't throw glasses in a stone house.
This makes me so happy, thanks for teaching me a word
Malaphors? I call these Rickyisms.
Worse case Ontario I get to tell you I toad a so, I fuckin a toad a so.
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You made my day, now you have to sleep in it
For those of you speaking German: Hast du enen Scherzkeks gefrΓΌhstΓΌckt?
She looks like she's been through the run of the mill
You can't have your cake.
You can lead a whore to water, but you can't make her douche.
I spit my drink. Oh well, it's water under the fridge.
π΅ Under the fridge downtown is where I chewed some cud!
Me when I say I'll meet new people: we'll burn that bridge when we get to it.
It's raining cobras and mongooses.