AMUSING, INTERESTING, OUTRAGEOUS, or PROFOUND

On behalf of California, we accept this proposal, and we accept Canada as our new federal government.

I also propose we officially refer to the remainder of the US as "Dumbfuckistan".

Solving the problem is dissolving all borders so the working class isn't divided into easily managed nation states.

WI and MI want in on that, for sure

Well, MI at least

You move that gods damned line to include Michigan. Right fucking now.

Can someone ask r/askconservatives how they feel about this plan?

Poor Colorado

Seriously, why isn't the Canadian government offering US states to join them? It would be the perfect response to Trumps bullshit.

You want Canada to submit to the US? Hey Oregon, California, and the others, wanna join us instead?

If California leaves the US it would fucking bankrupt the US.

Colorado

Hell yeah! Minnesota is in.

Ah, the united states of poor america.

I'd love this to happen just so the USA can steamroll Canada into their backyard.

ITT: People pretending that Oregon, Michigan, and probably Washington don't have a huge population of total fuckos.

Carve a line down the coasts. You don't want the whole state. And while you're at it, take the lakes and Chicago

Also: why not give Texas back to Mexico? It'd solve their obsession with "the border problem."

Maine is basically Canada anyway

Give Texas, Arizona and new Mexico to Mexico, and push all the white trash to Florida.

Hey don't leave New Mexico out, we're cool!

If you go by recent province/state wide election results:

Alberta, Saskatchewan and probably Manitoba go to Jesusland.

... And Colorado and New Mexico, and Illinois become exclaves like Kaliningrad.

CO+NM is exceptionally fucked because its landlocked, and almost in a Lesotho situation (being wholly surrounded by a single other country) were it not for Mexico...

Though I guess Illinois would not be much better off as Jesusland would likely claim it owns all of Lake Michigan beyond 50 miles of Illinois' shore.

And Virginia actually went for Harris, so that's also part the United States of Canada.

I mean... Yeah, at this point, any government other than the one running CA is better for CA.

The question is, would Canada want that? I get the feeling that most of us living north of the border just want to be left alone and we would send you all the thoughts and prayers we could spare and wish you all the best so long as you let us be.