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[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It's fun when it starts to melt just a little and a big chunk slides down obscuring most of your windshield causing you to mildly crash into a neighbor's garbage can. Ask me how I know.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Don't leave snow on the roof when you drive

It can peel off in a giant ice sheet in the wind and destroy the car behind you

Or otherwise, create a mini blizzard and make it impossible to see

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Doing 85mph

Slamming on breaks

Yeah you're not driving in ice are you

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

doing 85
slamming on the brakes
doing 84

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Going 83, but sideways
Going 82, but backwards
Going zero, adjacent to barricade.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Cdda driving be like

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago

Flies off the freeway

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago

Kamikazes the Tesla.

Both cars explode.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Also if the Tesla is also going 85mph it wouldn't even hit. So you'd have to slam the brakes right behind a halted car, not the brightest idea.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

at that point you can just ram the car yourself

[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

With ABS and ESP I wouldn't think it's a problem. Not gonna go out and try though.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It is. Your brakes can't do much when your tires have zero traction

[–] [email protected] 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Some countries have real winter tires.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 days ago (2 children)

The windows, mirrors, and turn signals are all exposed. They at least made an effort.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 days ago (3 children)

It also looks like it has been upfitted for wheelchair access. They may not be able to get the top.

Still would not make me any less mad if I was sharing the road with them. But I might feel a little bad after giving them the what for.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

You give him the finger, he reaches down, pulls up his leg, and gives you the middle toe.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (2 children)

How can you tell it's been upfitted for wheelchair access?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Wheel arch space and van door side skirt. Looks like a Braun or whatever build.

[–] gravitas_deficiency 5 points 2 days ago

Look at that wheel arch - there’s TONS of space above the wheel. Normal cars and vans do not have suspension configured like that.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, nothing else to worry about. Especially not the one who will have his windshield smashed by this block of ice once it breaks free on the highway.

[–] Aurenkin 8 points 2 days ago

Sounds like someone else's problem to me

[–] paysrenttobirds 17 points 2 days ago

Tricky, as the Tesla would also have to be stopping/stopped for decent impact. Better as a cure for a tailgater, maybe.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago

Fill in the paperwork for a darwin award first.

Best case you'll rear end your intended target.