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[–] TheSlad 34 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Excuse me can you please install linux on my computer?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] TheSlad 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

😳

... i have some ancient PCs that I haven't used for years, you can install linux on those too....

if you want... 👉👈

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 days ago

sounds like it's gonna take all day o.o

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ PLZ

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If that's what installing Linux is like I don't want to know what installing Windows looks like.

Also, in unrelated news, I'm now available for Linux installs..

[–] [email protected] 31 points 4 days ago (2 children)

If that's what installing Linux is like I don't want to know what installing Windows looks like.

The buttplug is massive and entirely unlubricated.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 4 days ago (1 children)

it's also installed by a robot at the least opportune moment, you can delay the installation by an hour but after that resistence is futile

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago

Additionally it is recorded and the footage is sold to 4,786 carefully selected partners unless you opt-out in written form delivered at least 5 business days before installation.

~Anonymous~ ~audio~ ~recording~ ~and~ ~censored~ ~images~ ~are~ ~considered~ ~"Legitimate~ ~interest"~ ~and~ ~are~ ~thus~ ~mandatory.~

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

The didlo of ~~consequences~~ Microsoft rarely arrives lubed

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

So uh... who's down for a little distro-hopping? 😉

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 days ago

I would love someone to help me instal linux on my computer.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Can you install Gentoo?🥺 I would like more downtime while the packages compile

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 days ago

installing gentoo is waay freakier tho

[–] [email protected] 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

more downtime = more time to get down ;3

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 days ago

that's what downtime stands for, silly

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 days ago

Goddamn the comments! We lewding with linux?! This is the fucking future!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago

Wait, which one are you in this scenario? Eh, you know what? I don't even care. Here is my PC and here my ventoy usb stick.