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The buttplug is massive and entirely unlubricated.
it's also installed by a robot at the least opportune moment, you can delay the installation by an hour but after that resistence is futile
Additionally it is recorded and the footage is sold to 4,786 carefully selected partners unless you opt-out in written form delivered at least 5 business days before installation.
~Anonymous~ ~audio~ ~recording~ ~and~ ~censored~ ~images~ ~are~ ~considered~ ~"Legitimate~ ~interest"~ ~and~ ~are~ ~thus~ ~mandatory.~
The didlo of ~~consequences~~ Microsoft rarely arrives lubed