samus' armor is much too sleek to be male armor, it needs way more random spikes, sharp edges, and the helmet needs to look like an angry face.
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What if Zelda was a girl?
Just waiting till the woke mob makes Metroid into a girl.
You're not gonna believe this but
you can save a boat load on car insurance by walking instead
And if I forgot the boat, is that even more savings?
Introducing: The Legend of Link
legend of TOSLINK, a photon in time
What if Zelda was... A princess?
Princess Trunks
Left: level 1 armor
Right: level 99 armor
Hold up...
I too believe in equality! Pit slutty ass armor on them too… Wai wut?
I just want my skimpy armor mods to be equally revealing for both genders. Is it too much to ask for hairy bare chests AND physics enabled tits? 🤤
Nvidia hairworks on men's chest hair? 😅
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Totally sound like a Jessica 🙄
(not modded)
I remember some part into the game i have everyone wear like this, because that's the best armour i can find for everyone.
We have that on FFXIV too. If you play on PC and use mods.
This is why FFXIV is so popular.
The subligar is unavoidable.
2B Leggings for everyone!
missed the opportunity to title this "exception to the rule"
which is what it is BTW. the fact that these are both notable is proof of the concept.
Metro Aran powrule suit and covid Kimberlink
If I ain't wrong, the gender's of those people in the pics is reverse than what's said on top lol.
Thatsthejoke
the genders* of those