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[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 116 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Is it that glitter always gets everywhere and you can never seem to get it all off?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I've heard cotton balls soaked in baby oil works wonders.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is that to start the cleansing fire to finally and permanently remove the glitter?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It won't work. The smoke just carries the glitter to every building downwind. This is the main way it infects glitter-protesting households.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

It’s part of the glitter lifecycle

Source: watched bbc planet

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

And a few layers of skin depending on how badly you want the glitter gone.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Yeah but some of us wouldn't be able to forgive ourselves after what we did to that baby.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Mmm yes ritually sacrificing an infant might just do it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Are you diddy's attorney ?

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Glitter is craft herpes. Once you have it, it'll stay with you forever.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

There's actually very promising research for a herpes cure, but nothing for glitter.

[–] [email protected] 48 points 1 week ago

I made the mistake of using an air duster on these wall decorations we had. I thought it was just beadwork that made the design.

Nope, blue glitter was mixed in, and it went everywhere. Still finding it to this day.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Buddy of mine brought a girl over a month or so ago who brought a bottle of glitter over and, in a depressive streak over her husband and other two boyfriends (I have already given him so much shit over that, don't worry), she proceeded to spread said glitter over his apartment and particularly his roommate's bed, seriously pissing off said roommate. Also smeared it all over my face and dog during the two's brief visit at my place, which is the first thing my roommates noticed when they got home.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh wow, the crazy is off the charts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

I suppose it's what you get for choosing to live in a tourist town, though in my opinion my hometown's worse, just in a dark crazy way not a fun one.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Sounds like my ex haha.

Poor girl was totally defeated by this world and herself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

Should be considered an eco crime. It’s literally micro plastic.

[–] captain_aggravated 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Girls will do anything except therapy, amirite?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I'd make a serious argument being so desperate to have a woman to sleep with that you get yourself into tangled messes like that isn't exactly what I'd call "mental health" but the majority of at least the single men around me seem enthusiastic if not desperate to do it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] kersploosh 44 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It does but... Did you just have that stored away, waiting for this moment?

If so, bravo!

[–] kersploosh 11 points 1 week ago

I have one of those brains that struggles to remember normal daily information, but can retrieve old trivia like this in an instant.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I somehow read "suit" as "butt" and was very confused. Took a couple rereads to see my mistake.

Maybe I do need glasses.