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[–] [email protected] 85 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (3 children)

This was kind of how I felt when COVID was taking over the world. There was literally a pandemic where people were dying and our bosses were all scrambling to keep productivity up.

It's like dude, brad, our metrics aren't the most important thing right now.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Until some businesses found out the hard way that if a few critical people are sick for weeks, maybe months or even die, a department stops running and without that department the entire company shuts down. That's when companies changed their minds with remote work and measures.

Restaurants around here are mostly closed during the holidays because they can't find enough people. Lots of their workers were laid off and found work with better pay and/or hours and didn't come back. The whole sector is now permanently understaffed.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago

They found out, sure, but did they remember and permanently adjust their priorities and behavior to something more long term sustainable in response? Nope!

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

During the pandemic, I was in management at an office supply retail store. It was insane that we were open, and even more insane the people who wanted to shop. Boomer people who felt that we were keeping them from the damn printer ink and paper. People were dying and they were worried about being able to print the silly email Aunt Helen sent them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago

Boomers are 100% a liability in any survival scenario.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

I work for government, in a software development area, and I had to be at work during COVID.

At first in person, with free parking which was nice, but no coffee shops. Then we got the 200 remote work licences that were originally for field workers and worked on VMs, then the organisation got a remote work system for the whole workforce and could work on our own work desktops from home and everyone was virtually back

We worked so hard during that first year (2020 good riddance) and delivered so much emergency support software so quickly

Then things get back to normal and are told that we can't deliver while working from home so have to be in the office 3/5ths of the time

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Coincidentally, "Four Horsemen Deep" was also the title of my sexually explicit D&D campaign exploring the origin of centaurs.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Artist did not skimp on that midriff.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What I want to know is why it's an elf centaur hybrid.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

You know why...

~~it's because a lot of media give centaur elongated ears. all fae get long ears~~

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It's political correctness gone mad, and I'm not standing for it.

Someone has to defend good old-fashioned human and horse family values.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

The horse has to be fae to make a centaur. Has to. People porking normal horses don't make nothing but scandals.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Need a link to the actual play

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

"That is completely accurate, when I encountered a freeway swallowing lake of fire, I did not consider weather or not it would impact my and my work teams performance. At that point in time my mind was occupied with some rather more immediate problems"

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

"So what you are saying is - contrary to earlier statements - that you are not a teamplayer?"
- boss

Edit: typo

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Something, something, easier to imagine the end of the world than to imagine the end of Capitalism and all that

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The capitalist AI companies are unintentionally trying to end capitalism. It's a snake eating its own tail, it's ridiculous and inevitable.

I'm all for it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

No, they're just trying to end capitalism's need for workers.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 weeks ago

Collectively, we make all the parasite class’ money. The workers who show up and do actual work create all the value. The second the workers don’t show up collectively, the entire machine grinds to a halt.

A general strike is the only way to fix things. Logistics workers, tech workers, all the “essential” employees who had to work through the pandemic, and everyone else who busts their ass so some rich asshole gets richer without paying you your value. Their need for your work is the critical weakness in the system. A general strike fixes things rapidly, because it all collapses without us.

[–] stevedice 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Already happened in Valencia.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I was just going to comment the same.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Iceland when a lake of fire literally swallows the highway

[–] [email protected] -2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Of course we'll still be working. We have to keep society running. Think the Ukrainians just stopped when Russia invaded?

[–] theonlytruescotsman 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

What about the other 90% of jobs that don't actually need to be done for society to operate?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

We're living in the most wildly complex society in history and you think 90% of jobs are useless?!

Well, if you want to strip it all down, I can grow food, raise and hunt animals and make charcoal. And that's just for a start. What you got?