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[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (2 children)

I’m guessing this is the proper use case for missile toads.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Deck the halls with toads of battle…

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Whoever’s found below shall grapple

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

But 'tis not Wednesday yet, my dude!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It's always Wednesday in our hearts.

[–] spinne 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Replace the berries with tiny fists as a visual indicator

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Red boxing gloves

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Correction: after fighting you still have to kiss. It can be a fight-y kiss if both parties are down.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Is this what those fishes were doing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Deck the halls with the bowels of Holly, fa la la

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

I got two junkie family members I'd like to try this out on.