this post was submitted on 15 Aug 2023
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The random spaces around punctuation bother me more than I'd like to admit.

[–] Classy 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Maybe they're a French speaker

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Don't assume the worst

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

We don't do random spaces, thank you very much.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So, you're literally worried about nothing?

jk

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

No harm, no (water)fowl.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Unbearable. How does one even do it? Maybe some keyboard putting spaces after words?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Thank you very much, Mr. Ducksworth. Quack, quack, quack, Mr. Ducksworth!

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The only quotes regarding ducks that I have memorized are ones about them waddling away.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Got any grapes?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Reject humanity. Return to duck.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

If it looks like a duck and it quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Okay, but someone has to give context on the quote, I definitely wouldn’t see that coming reading the synopsis of the book