Am I the only one who worries first about trash collection day than pizza delivery (wildly unpopular in China btw)?
this post was submitted on 19 Dec 2024
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I'd assume the building has a trash collection chute. My old apartment building had one.
I think they have collection centres (within the building), chutes were more of an American thing ("don't think about the trash" mentality).
Definitely not just an American thing.
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These types of apartments interest me a lot, they become cities in one of themselves, a livable Kowloon
Malls, gyms, restaurants all in the apartment because of how high the density is
Reminds me of Arcologies in Sim City 2000.
Everybody wants Forest Arcos but they keep building Darco Arcos.
Does it have schools and shops too?
Kowloon city at home
Imagine the condominium meetings
Everyone eats pizza, Everyone is lactose intolerant, Everyone flushes
The elevator is broken.
I wonder how may people have multiple lovers in this building, you know people be fucking they neighbors with this many options
Can’t imagine the wait times for elevators at whatever the start/end of normal working hours must be.
High precision cannon modified to launch pizza boxes ... then just park it about half a kilometer in front of the building.
- Launch a ball of dough against a designated target at the correct speed for it to flatten out on impact
- Borrow modern artillery targeting systems so that a ball of toppings impacts the same spot a moment afterwards
- Fire a HESH round to cook it
Communications personnel receive order ... they quickly process it to the gun crew
Gun crew load first round: .... 15TH FLOOR!!!! APARTMENT 1567!!!! KITCHEN WINDOW SECOND TO RIGHT!!!!!! ....... FIRE!!!!!!!
Gun recoils ... crew prepare second round: ...... SAUCE!!!! ... PEPPERONI!!! HAM!!! PEPPERS!!!!! ANCHOVIES!!!! .... CHEESE!!! EXTRA CHEESE!!!!! .... (prepared round is loaded into gun) ..... FIRE!!!!!
Gun recoils ... crew load HESH round: ...... COMPLETE THE ORDER!!!!! ..... FIRE!!!!!!!!
Gun crew grows silent for a moment .... there is a distant explosion of an apartment completely blow out on the 15th floor.
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Tactical ballistic pizza? Count me in. Sounds reckless and delicious.
How did I end up on NCD again?
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Yeah that’s a leave it in the lobby and lot god sort it out kind of delivery
One family size pizza margarita to Ms. Wu.