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[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Communications personnel receive order ... they quickly process it to the gun crew

Gun crew load first round: .... 15TH FLOOR!!!! APARTMENT 1567!!!! KITCHEN WINDOW SECOND TO RIGHT!!!!!! ....... FIRE!!!!!!!

Gun recoils ... crew prepare second round: ...... SAUCE!!!! ... PEPPERONI!!! HAM!!! PEPPERS!!!!! ANCHOVIES!!!! .... CHEESE!!! EXTRA CHEESE!!!!! .... (prepared round is loaded into gun) ..... FIRE!!!!!

Gun recoils ... crew load HESH round: ...... COMPLETE THE ORDER!!!!! ..... FIRE!!!!!!!!

Gun crew grows silent for a moment .... there is a distant explosion of an apartment completely blow out on the 15th floor.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sure, they blew a hole in the building, but the pizza was perfectly cooked, so mission accomplished.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Charred remains of an apartment, body parts and bone fragments all over the place, broken glass, shattered furniture, lots of smoke and some fire, water works spraying water everywhere .... and in the midst of the carnage is a perfectly cooked pizza sitting on the floor.