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[–] [email protected] 98 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I like how the regular stuff is obfuscated and buried deeper than Putin's bunker, but Vampire Porn is just hanging about barely below the surface

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago

You don’t even want to know what’s in “Me and Lisa”

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (2 children)

regular stuff

...just going to ignore the 'horses' folder?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago

did they stutter

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Where do you keep your photos of those beautiful equine?

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago

Every single one of these folders he porn in it

[–] [email protected] 103 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Okay but I NEED to know what's in the Stegosaurus folder

[–] [email protected] 75 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] festnt 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

that... is not a stegosaurus, that's a sauropod

you will now be put in paleo jail and be forced to watch trey the explainer until the day you die

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago (1 children)

No, he is a stegosaurus, he even says that himself

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[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Obviously Stegosaurus-porn

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

Horses love it.

[–] festnt 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

why does this guy get to know how stegosex works, but not paleontologists?!?

(one of the biggest mysteries is how stegosaurus reproduced with those massive plates on their backs)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stego knows more than one position.

[–] festnt 2 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

My thought was some stenography files.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Just saying that my "Homework" folder is actually incredibly well hidden. Despite this, I'm the only one who has ever used the computer.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Plot twist: the horses folder is full of clips of Vaush.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

You mean clips for Vaush

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

No one would ever find mine. I keep it hidden in a folder labeled notpron

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I had a maze of empty folders about 10 layers deep that eventually led to my porn cache. There was some good stuff in there, but I'm sure my fan speed spiked sporadically as a result.

There was one of this girl getting completely railed outside, and a prop plane flies over head and you can see her thought process register on her facial expressions - I am outside. The plane is outside. That means the people in the plane could possibly see me. Nah they are too far away.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 3 days ago (1 children)

What porn category is Adobe?
(I assume all folders are porn ofc)

[–] festnt 21 points 2 days ago

"Family Stuff"

oh no

[–] [email protected] 32 points 3 days ago

nothing hides from WinDirStat

[–] [email protected] 35 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Bet my ass there's porn in "Schoolwork"

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

The only place I bet.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

yo i need to talk to cousin sal the diabetic...

for research purposes

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Help me my parents found my horse folder... 😥🫣

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

They've been contributing to it 😨

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Vampire porn should be top level

[–] [email protected] 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Who else missed the "cute college girl" folder?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 3 days ago

I did because I saw "Vampire Porn" first

[–] TheSlad 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Jeez just put it in a folder called "porn" on your desktop.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 3 days ago

You gotta hide it a little bit. That's why mine is labeled "notPorn".

[–] guiguinofake 7 points 2 days ago

Mr Hand's computer

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 days ago

Yo but let's see the Download folder contents

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

Logging onto some random dude’s usenet be like…

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The other folder names are a real trip as well.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I wonder if 'Stegosaurus' is also porn...

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 days ago

It's all also porn.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I want to see the psp folder!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Same. My modded PSP was the greatest console I ever owned.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago

aunt floyd the trans icon

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Imma need that horse folder. For science.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

I worked in IT back in the ‘00s. One of my work friends called me over to a client’s computer. He asked “notice anything with this machine?” With a grin. I mess about a little while before coming up on a folder… a big folder. He says

“Yep! 40 gigs of horse porn!”

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Hmm, yes, the jpeg in this smells like 2008, a great year of vampire and horse harvest

[–] mindbleach 4 points 3 days ago

You can't fool Everything.

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