this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Zelda is a boy and you play as him

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

Link is a Twink and you play as himk

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Its not real, it's faked for internet points

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

are we sure the first one isn't what makes him be that way

[โ€“] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

And my axe!

[โ€“] [email protected] 26 points 1 week ago
[โ€“] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[โ€“] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It's not real, unfortunately.

[โ€“] [email protected] 25 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well that's just not good enough

[โ€“] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I apologise and will start the actual petition forthwith.

[โ€“] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's not soon enough! Can't you start it firstwith?

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Best I can manage is thirdwith and that's my final offer.

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Damn I wanted to watch that debate

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If we do something like this, don't they have an obligation to respond and debate it

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

I suspect petitions like this wouldn't get approved for breaking the terms and conditions.

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Which way? Sticky end up right?

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Whichever way that makes the pineapple bromelain eat him up from the inside.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 6 days ago

So, something like figging, but with a pineapple? Might need some whittling.

[โ€“] DaCrazyJamez 9 points 1 week ago

So I'm pretty tired, and first read this as Niagra Falls.

Needless to say I had some questions, yet still felt compelled to support the plan.

[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

inference: farage's arse is therefore more popular than pizza.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Pineapple on pizza is an abomimation.

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I mean, of course. I just donโ€™t think it will change his behavior.