this post was submitted on 17 Dec 2024
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Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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[–] TriflingToad 5 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

you ever seen a competitive rubiks cube competition? What about OSU?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

Can you solve a Rubik's cube with your tongue though?

[–] TriflingToad 1 points 6 hours ago

probably yes actually, I have a little 2 inch one thats made to be a keychain. It would take me forever though

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 day ago (2 children)

one of those people who talk real fast at auctions

I mean, "auctioneer" is a word, and much quicker to type

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Not as funny sounding though.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 day ago

Maybe they want to be one of those people who talk real fast at auctions and are being extra verbose to practice.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How bout the Micro Machines guy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or the guy reading the side effects at the end of drug commercials.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 19 hours ago

Our balls can not withdraw his power

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Dude could pull.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mmm, it’s not the real thing.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 2 points 1 day ago

He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins

[–] Steamymoomilk 1 points 1 day ago

Yeeeeeeeeeeeep! Huh give me, 4, 4 sombody give me 5, 5