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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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Auctioneers pull (slrpnk.net)

submitted 1 day ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] TriflingToad 3 points 8 hours ago

you ever seen a competitive rubiks cube competition? What about OSU?

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

one of those people who talk real fast at auctions

I mean, "auctioneer" is a word, and much quicker to type

[–] [email protected] 12 points 23 hours ago

Maybe they want to be one of those people who talk real fast at auctions and are being extra verbose to practice.

[–] Steamymoomilk 1 points 16 hours ago

Yeeeeeeeeeeeep! Huh give me, 4, 4 sombody give me 5, 5

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 day ago (4 children)

How bout the Micro Machines guy?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Or the guy reading the side effects at the end of drug commercials.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Our balls can not withdraw his power

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago

Dude could pull.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Mmm, it’s not the real thing.

[–] Fuck_u_spez_ 2 points 1 day ago

He used to do surgery
For girls in the eighties
But gravity always wins