Opinion: Celebrating Saruman's Death Is Wrong, He Was A Father

[–] [email protected] 40 points 3 days ago (1 children)

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Jesus fucking Christ

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 days ago

That too may also be satire.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Spitting fire.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

As always

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago

This is perfect honestly.

[–] mindbleach 10 points 3 days ago

Contrast this satire against smirking fascist apologia like 'the empire did nothing wrong' and consider how many idiot fascists cannot tell the difference.

[+] [email protected] -6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

So Mangione is Wormtail?

[–] theonlytruescotsman 5 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

You're not as wrong as the downvotes make you out to be, Luigi was a tech bro born into immense privilege that tried to start a stoicism club and believed in effective altruism, him murdering a ceo is like a dedicated fan boy of ceos suddenly stabbing one of his heroes. The only difference is I don't think Luigi worked for shitface mcgenocidethepoor or whatever the cockstain's name was that got what he deserved.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm only wrong if this wasn't meant to be an allegory for the United Healthcare slaying. I don't think the downvotes are about whether someone is right or wrong.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I'd say at least half the downvotes are from getting Grima Wormtongue's name wrong.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

And the other from the people who forgot how he dies in the books.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, that certainly could be it. Didn't Dumbledore call him Wormtail at some point?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 days ago

I think he started to but he got force choked by Vader during. It's a long standing fan argument.

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