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[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

they lap up Russian disinfo like crazy and fly Russian flags

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The authorities failed to mention any specific broadcast that prompted their decision. However, on Wednesday, several Western outlets reported that jihadists had killed 90 soldiers and at least 40 civilians in Chatoumane in Niger’s Tera region near Burkina Faso.

Niger’s leadership denied the attack had occurred, labeling the reports “baseless assertions” and a “campaign of intoxication.”

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Intoxication? Do they mean indoctrination?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 days ago

Maybe they mean something like slander?

[–] [email protected] -4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yeah, I have a feeling that joke went right over your head.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Nah, you're below me if anything if your attitude is any indication

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 days ago

Yes, you're probably right. I'm a degenerate but at least I'm aware of it.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I thought that said Nigel (as in Nigel Farage) and my mind went on a rollercoaster

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago

Well, that would certainly be something

[–] [email protected] -1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

don't we say "homie" now ?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Niger, please.

P.S.: I like using the French pronunciation IRL to forestall any confusion.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

You can call it what you want I guess but AFAIK that's still the proper name of the country.