this post was submitted on 13 Dec 2024
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[–] JohnWorks 65 points 1 week ago

Was confused at first and then I realized it was Australia.

[–] lurch 38 points 1 week ago (1 children)

flat earth confirmed

checkmate atheists

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (2 children)

How can the Earth be flat and Australia be upside down at the same time 🤓

[–] [email protected] 39 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Australia is on the underside of the earth. "Down Under" isn't just some funny saying.

The flip over the edge happens near the island from Lost. New Zealand is in a superposition, existing on the top and the bottom, and also neither. That's why some maps don't include it at all.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you. Surprised that people didn't learn that from school though...

[–] sugar_in_your_tea 10 points 1 week ago

School isn't for learning, it's for brainwashing. Down with big public education!

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago

Must have been a meth head. Even bogans don’t let their ground harness get that rusty.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Probably don't mention owning houses to people in Australia right now...

cries

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Housing crisis.