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I'm not even sure how many chickens I can fit on my current hard drive, but it's probably more than the number of persons I can fit.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 days ago (7 children)

im getting the new WD Black 1 chicken drive. the RD/RW speeds blow SSD's out of the water.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 days ago (2 children)

One chicken is equal to 1,024 Bacockobytes of data (more commonly known as simply a 'bacock')

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Hello I would like to deposit five chickens worth of information

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Try a different store, they probably have a 1 PetaPerson drive.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

A PetaPerson would hold 0 chickens.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Chickens are a bad file system to use anyway, they can get plucked too easily and fail.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago

What the cluck

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Yo, give me the hard drive that fits another bard drive. I'll load a hard drive onto the hard drive in my hard drive so I can load a hard drive on it.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (2 children)

How much was the nothing drive?

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[–] southsamurai 8 points 5 days ago (2 children)

From personal experience, you will only be able to fit one chicken into your network, but you will end up with at least two, possibly more.

If you refuse to buy said chickens, one or more will arrive on their own

So, you might as well just default to three and hope that's the end of it.

The good news is that chickens very much enjoy the warmth of a humming PC, and will gladly lay eggs there.

That last part is not a joke.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

any results? emoji picker confused by numbers. 🐩 101

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 days ago (6 children)

Which language has a word/abbreviation that can translate as either chicken or something to do with data storage?

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

what a gift from the universe.

(mostly commenting so that I find this again in the future :-)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 days ago

sing it to your family. it's lovely

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