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sex rule (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Going down to the sex market later today, we're out of voyeurism, anyone need anything?

[–] kersploosh 13 points 5 days ago

I think we're getting low on foreplay, too.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Is Sex 2 out yet?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Sex 2 has been delayed indefinitely while they take some extra time to work out the kinks.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Let's just hope EA don't buys the developer.

I'm not keen on having to pay extra for everything other than jerking the gherkin.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 days ago

An addict would order at least two.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Pfff if sex is so great, then why isn't there sex 2?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Sex 2 is anal

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

You can get Sex II by having sex twice

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago (1 children)

ubuntu font!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Good catch! It's a pretty great font btw, there aren't that many sans-serif fonts that differenciate between l and I. And it looks kinda cute.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

id finally be the kind of guy to go: can I have uuuuuuuuhhhhhhh

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

This is Essex market in NYC I think? But yeah sex market is the oldest profession and is present everywhere people are.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well technically the oldest profession is Midwife since that existed as a specialist roles within communities before the concept of civilization and money.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 days ago

You think people didn't have sex with other people for some fruits?

[–] Hideakikarate 5 points 5 days ago (1 children)

No I don't want to go to Starbucks right now. Maybe later.

[–] captain_aggravated 3 points 5 days ago

Extra foam.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Something something sex sells

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 days ago

Yes I would like non GMO pasture raised sex please.