this post was submitted on 14 Aug 2023
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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago

They really missed an opportunity to put a toaster on the counter. It would be so convenient to have fresh toast for you and your friends when having a bath.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago

Evening itinerary:

17:45 - Relaxing bath with those fish that nibble dead skin 18:15 - Fresh sushi

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

Previous owner was a mermaid.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I see it as a hot tub with a bar top. Kinda cool for hanging out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Yeah, it's got kind of a grotto vibe 😙👌

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

This is how you have the wife for dinner. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge. Say no MORE.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

"Young man, I want you out of that bed and in the tub eating your corn flakes in five minutes or else, mister!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

time for that succulent chinese meal.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This time, everyone can have their hands on the penis

[–] FilthyHands 6 points 1 year ago

This is Democracy Manifest

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

I've seen one of these before... But it was at a strip club in Huston

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Seems pretty sweet to me actually, depending on how you actually get in

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I MUST know if you have to climb over the table to get in and out, or if there's a way in on the other side of that wall that I'm not seeing. I hope it's the first one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Bathfast or breakbath. Either would do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 weeks ago

Definately a sex thing. There's even stealth Kleenex in the corner for when you are out of socks!

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Except there's sources in the other comments that show it's not. You're just full of crap