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[–] [email protected] 70 points 1 year ago (5 children)

These things are really high in monosodium glutamate (chemical number E621). to find out more google "vaporeon e621" or for more products in general that have sea salt flavoring search "sea salt e621"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why would I google it when I already have it bookmarked?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

You just want to watch the world burn, don't you?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Just wants to watch the world cum

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Well, I've learned something today. Who knew how dangerous those flavorings could be?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

you're right, it's about as bad for you as salt - but in high consumption MSG, since it contains sodium, can contribute to high blood pressure and hypertension. Google "E621 hyper" for more about that

[–] gravitas_deficiency 4 points 1 year ago

It’s dangerous to go alone - take this

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Nothing wrong with msg, I have a shaker full of it for cooking.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

oh absolutely! be aware that it is possible to get too much sodium from it (like salt), but otherwise it's totally safe. Google "E621 safe vore" for more info about it being safe to eat

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Vore" - suspiciousfry.jpg

I haven't seen any Vore shit for a long time... Maybe I'll look a bit later when not in a work device.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Good point and you are right, but I'm afraid you missed the joke

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

10K tags for vaporeon to date and more ever cumming.

[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sea salt, cheese flavor sparkling water...

I don't even know what to fn say.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago
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[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago (4 children)

I've had this, it tastes like savory cream soda 3/10, 1/10 with rice.

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

That's what I instantly thought about... The Internet ruined us

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Was looking for this haha

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I live in Asia, and normally, "salted cheese" is a bad translation for lightly salted cream. Also, (in Vietnamese anyway) water is assigned to any liquid. I'm assuming this is a lightly salted cream soda

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

But there's a picture of cheese next to the text!

Edit: it also says "cheese aroma" ("ostarom") in Swedish.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Text on labels is Finnish though. The plot thickens.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Text is in both languages. This is common because the countries share a long border.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Also because Swedish is one of the two official languages of Finland, about 20% of the country and most of them in Helsinki.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

The Finland-Taiwan border is one of the longest undefended borders in the world

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Oh wait … Ursprungsland Taiwan is Swedish? That would be also valid German, but it’s the only text there that would.

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[–] omgitsaheadcrab 12 points 1 year ago

Oh cool a vaporeon... wait... wtf?!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Is it really sparkling water if it has 100 calories?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Must be the sea salt cheese flavoring

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Please do not tell my 10yo that this exists.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I’ll gladly pm him

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

I was in a Filipino grocery once and they had "corn and cheese ice cream." I don't mean they had corn ice cream and cheese ice cream, which would be weird enough, I mean it was corn and cheese flavor. And they showed a huge dollop of melted cheese being poured onto the corn on the box. If it wasn't a gallon box, I would have bought it just out of curiosity.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Did you at least get some ensaymada or tsampurado with dilis?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

I have no idea what that means, so no. I was there for work reasons (shooting a scene for a TV show).

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

...rillaamaan

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Fucking CHEESE flavored WATER!?

What in the got damn fuck is THAT!?!?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Why is the Vaporeon lookin a lil sussy 🤨😳

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

And it had to taste like sea salt and cheese. If I was hard pressed to find something that tasted like human fluids, that would be dangerously high I my list of ingredients

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Same aisle as the dolphin jelly.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You gotta wonder how much of your tuna is actually vaporeon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Huh, we meet again, the worst thing I'm going to see today.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Have you guys not had the salty “cheese foam” you can get on boba? It’s like stabilized whipped cream.

This doesn’t sound bad at all.

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