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ID: the text "tfw you realise trump respects turkeys more than women" above a photo of trump about to pardon a turkey that's in front of him, asking "am I allowed to touch it?"

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 months ago (1 children)

maybe getting attacked by a bald eagle needs to happen more often

[–] ShareMySims 33 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (4 children)

I imagine a bird of prey could relatively easily be trained to go for his hair (E: though I don't actually know shit about it lol). Any falconers out there up for the task?

[–] [email protected] 29 points 2 months ago (1 children)

No need for training; the bird should be able to instantly recognize roadkill.

[–] ShareMySims 9 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

That's exactly why I assumed it'd be easy to get the bird to target him specifically lol

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago

Why put a bird at risk? Just use a drone.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

Better yet, Crows. They'll fuck with someone for generations if you do things right.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Raptors can see eight to ten times better than humans.

No way they'll be able to find his hair.

[–] [email protected] 62 points 2 months ago (1 children)

“When you are famous, they let you touch them, right on the cloaca”.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ShareMySims 5 points 2 months ago

I had a similar reaction lol

[–] [email protected] 32 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Just want to call out this post for being based as hell by giving blind readers a description of the image. Something we should all aspire to.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Um actually 🤓☝️ there is a special field for it that properly implements federating to non lemmy platforms, which OP didn’t use, so on mastodon for example (if I’m not mistaken) no one is going to see the accessibility text because the body is not synced for image posts.

A for effort tho! Appreciate it op!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

True, Lemmy supports alt text, but support for that seems extremely fractured across frontends.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Me when devs don’t include full accessibility in their MVP:

I use voyager btw

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 months ago (2 children)

He treats objects like women

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I get a sudden urge to get out of a beach community and I'm not even IN one

[–] [email protected] 12 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] ShareMySims 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well no, since this photo is from a pardoning ceremony, it's probably one of the only turkeys still alive after the holiday.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

true, lucky Turkey, but still… he probably respects dead turkeys more than women. I still go with that guess :3

[–] ShareMySims 2 points 2 months ago

Can't argue with that lol