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[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

i remember that dude handing out lots of cocaine particles.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago

The first particle is free

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Due to the economy, we ran out of particles

[–] Imgonnatrythis 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They are still around just smaller due to shrinkflation. Back in the 90s you could just grab them in your hand like this.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Particals so big you could eat them like a hand fruit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Is that the Tim guy from Tool Time or whatever that show was called? Home Improvemrnt? What is he doing here?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Galaxy Quest. It's a great bad movie that spoofs sci-fi films. Worth a watch.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

It's one of the better Star Trek films.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Handing out particles, duh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

It all makes sense now. This guy was made of particles all along. Wake up sheeple!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That's Tim Allen. He's handing you cocaine. Argh argh argh!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Everything you are handed is particles.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

If they're gonna be handing out fake ass particles, I want a Thompson plum pudding model, please!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I need to know the names of these documentaries.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

They might be:

Joke answers

  • Sam Neill - Event Horizon

  • Tim Allen - Galaxy Quest

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

If that particle is from the Event Horizon, you best not touch it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They aren't documentaries. OP took those with their phone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

op hangs out with Tim Allen? sus

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

OP doesn't but Al's mom does