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[–] [email protected] 80 points 2 days ago (4 children)

Probably just shutting down a website critical of another right-wing douchebag.

I'm way more interested in why he bought goblinlove.com.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

Alex knows all about goblins.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Just one of those late night purchases

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

"And I woke up and went to go piss. And... GOD told me 'look at your phone and it'll say 4 am.' And I looked at my phone and, sure enough, 4am. Then God said 'now count 16 slowly, and it'll be 4:01 and you will finish pissing.' And so I started counting slowly... 1. 2. 3. 4. 5... Alex death cough 6. 7. 8. 2nd Alex death cough 9 10 11 12... 13 14... 15. 16. Boom! 4:01. And then I say to God, CRYING, because of God's brilliance, 'I know you're trying to tell me something. What do you want me to do!' And then God tells me, 'buy goblinlove.com.'"

-Alex Jones probably

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Dude. Bravo! That was great

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it's alex jones, not jeff gerstmann

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying he purchased goblin porn during working hours?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Misinformation doesn't take time off

[–] TriflingToad 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

me and my 3am bought domain agree. (I never bought a host and can't figure it out myself)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I've been tempted. Thankfully I always realize i have no idea what to do with it.
I'd love my own email, but the threat of having major email providers reject my emails stops me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He better use that amazing domain. I can't have the email I wanted now.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

You could ask the guys at the onion if they'd transfer it over to you. They seem to be fun blokes.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

are we gonne talk about the “goblinlove” and “goblinnest” domains or pretend that never happened?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 14 hours ago

This is perhaps the most digestible introduction to Jones' "goblin" worldbuilding, presented as an indie folk song. Spoiler: its xenophobia/racism

https://youtu.be/KGAAhzreGWw

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago

Controlled opposition as usual. I made a website 'Alex Jones Exposed'. -Was at the top of search results for 2 months and did very well. Next thing I know its buried by all these fluff pieces.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Alex Jones and Rogan had some beef 5 years ago when Rogan had Jack Dorsey on his podcast. He probably bought the site hoping it would make a bigger splash in the news.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Wonder how upset Alex Jones was when he realized he misspelled "memekitchin .com"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

He doesn't cater to an audience that can spell so probably didn't care.