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[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Just one of those late night purchases

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

"And I woke up and went to go piss. And... GOD told me 'look at your phone and it'll say 4 am.' And I looked at my phone and, sure enough, 4am. Then God said 'now count 16 slowly, and it'll be 4:01 and you will finish pissing.' And so I started counting slowly... 1. 2. 3. 4. 5... Alex death cough 6. 7. 8. 2nd Alex death cough 9 10 11 12... 13 14... 15. 16. Boom! 4:01. And then I say to God, CRYING, because of God's brilliance, 'I know you're trying to tell me something. What do you want me to do!' And then God tells me, 'buy goblinlove.com.'"

-Alex Jones probably

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Dude. Bravo! That was great

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

it's alex jones, not jeff gerstmann

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

So you're saying he purchased goblin porn during working hours?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

Misinformation doesn't take time off

[–] TriflingToad 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

me and my 3am bought domain agree. (I never bought a host and can't figure it out myself)

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I've been tempted. Thankfully I always realize i have no idea what to do with it.
I'd love my own email, but the threat of having major email providers reject my emails stops me.