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[–] [email protected] 109 points 1 year ago (5 children)

SUV, Truck, SUV, SUV, SUV, SUV, sedan, SUV, SUV, SUV, SUV.

The culture problem around big vehicles we've created with bad regulation and aggressive marketing is depressing.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It isn't just a culture problem, it's a tragedy of the commons.

When you're surrounded by giant vehicles, the only way to ~~be~~ feel safe and see the road is to have a giant vehicle.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children)

The only way to feel safe. The really big ego-support vehicles are no safer than a subcompact to be inside of, but they are far more likely to kill your own family.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

That's not the tragedy of the commons, and that's not why everyone drives turboencabulators.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicken_tax

It is, I shit you not, a cold war tariff on fucking chickens. There's some other shit that's glommed on over the centuries, but the mad-science breeding program to create a pickup truck big enough to swallow the sun started with a stupid trade dispute over chickens between the krauts, the frogs, and the yanks.

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[–] [email protected] 91 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So glad they put that thick protective white line there so I know I won’t be hit 🥰

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It’ll be super protective when it snows!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Ironically enough, this is how the pavements are in the ski resort I live in. It's a "shared zone", pedestrians have the same rights as vehicles. It slows everyone down because nobody knows when the next braying snowboarder trust-fund baby is going to stagger out in front of you.

Oh and as for the snow, we have adorable little mini snowploughs for the pedestrian bit

Edit to add pic -

Of course it uploaded upside down

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[–] [email protected] 56 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What in the stupid is this?

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Cheaper than a sidewalk, apparently.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The cost being the life of pedestrians? This is insane.

[–] sbv 11 points 1 year ago

That doesn't show up on the balance sheet 😬

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What do you mean? The white line keeps the cars out..

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 year ago (2 children)

If you are walking you're either poor or up to no good, in both cases we don't want you around these parts. Oh, your kids need to walk? Don't be lazy and DRIVE them where they need to go!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago

Don’t be lazy and DRIVE

For the briefest of moments I felt a spark of blinding hot rage in my heart. Now I am left with the lingering feeling of wanting to smash my head against a rock.

Thank you for that experience.

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[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why even allow people in this neighborhood? Just have cars and no people

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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This what I hate about North America. Non walkable neighbourhoods.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Can you believe it that some see walkable neighbourhoods as a conspiracy? I just can’t wrap my head around why…

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Weirdly enough it is a walkable neighborhood legit this is the entire street in the picture, for some reason they decided to paint these people lanes instead of just leaving it.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

There is no pavement/sidewalk...

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[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Next they'll eliminate the stripe and put up share-the-road signs with the stick figure

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

And the carbrains get mad about it because they don't want to share the road because that's communism

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Is that a pedestrian symbol or the chalk outline of a pedestrian who got hit?

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[–] [email protected] 28 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The presence of the paint makes this nightmare area more walkable than plenty of places in the Failed States of America. I once had the misfortune of living in a place where the presence (or much more often, absence) of sidewalk was completely up to the owner of the property the stretch of road in question abutted. The rare property owner who chose to add sidewalk created a completely useless, disconnected decoration.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

There's a storage unit near my neighborhood built on a stroad without a sidewalk, they built a sidewalk that stretches only within the bounds of the storage property.

On that regard: Storage units and hotels are so weird because if they get built in the suburbs no one will bat an eye (despite their density). But if its an apartment complex people lose their minds.

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[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago

Wow it’s like you guys are trying as hard as possible to not put in sidewalks.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Soooo...a sidewalk without the extra pavement?

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And not an inch of lawn was sacrificed sicko-wholesome

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[–] masterairmagic 19 points 1 year ago (5 children)

What dystopian fuckery is this?

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm just wondering why that corpse was wearing such an unhealthy corset.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Unrealistic beauty standards. The corset is the reason they died.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Who would use this? Wouldn't you either walk on the grass or clearly in the middle of the street?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

This is an American suburban. The petite burgerosie living in those houses would shoot your or call the cops to shoot you for walking on their lawns, or run you over with a Ford F 69,000 turbo jumbulator hepta-cab ultra-pickup if you walked in the street.

(this might not be an American suburb. It's hard to tell. All suburbs exist in a discrete liminal hell dimension)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I thought of this too, and then I realized that wheelchair users are completely fucked by this decision.

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Where I live people will park their ~~tanks~~ trucks in the driveway and block the sidewalk. At least they won't be able to do that here, but I wouldn't be surprised if people just start parallel parking on the people gutter

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Imagine seeing this when house hunting and still buying the house. You'd have to have worms in your brain to want one of these ugly McMansions with no sidewalk

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Who the hell designed this? I want to see the person who made this burn in hell

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

More like it was a guy who got flattened by a car and got painted over, because that's exactly what's going to happen if you try and walk there

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I keep seeing joggers in my area choosing the bike lane over the sidewalk, presumably because asphalt is softer than concrete sidewalks. If paving a ped lane next to the bike lane is what it takes to isolate these wrong-way bike-lane-jogging scufflaws, then let's just do it and be done with it. We can cannibalize a car lane to make it happen. >:-)

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Sidewalks in car-brained areas are super dangerous to jog on. People backing out of their driveway or turning across the road at 10-20km/h without looking. Trip hazards. Ankle destroying driveway cutouts or curved surfsces. Uneven grading.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

You've heard of bike gutters

No I haven't.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

And of course every car there is a suburban assault vehicle too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Sidewalks would interrupt my precious lawn!

Time for a car gulag. Garage gulag? Garlag? Gulage?

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