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[-] [email protected] 46 points 11 months ago

My disaster recovery plan:

  1. I plan on not having a disaster.

  2. If I do have a disaster, I plan on trying to recover from it.

[-] [email protected] 42 points 11 months ago

We definitely have a DR plan at work that includes steps that must be performed at least one hour prior to the disaster occurring. Its quite a joke.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 11 months ago

All disasters must be scheduled ahead of time and receive approval in the disaster pre-approval process. Failure to do so prior to disaster means this is an unauthorized disaster, and the disaster recovery committee is not responsible for ad hoc incidents caused by improper planning

[-] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago

May i ask what these steps entail? And are there any horoscopes involved?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 11 months ago

So, do they have these tasks performed every hour and redundant elsewhere or was this just bad planning a la “write the directions to make a PB&J” homework assignment?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 11 months ago

But do you have a Disaster Plan Plan?

[-] [email protected] 16 points 11 months ago

You've been testing it regularly, right?

[-] sbv 18 points 11 months ago

At least once every twenty years

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Make it every twenty-one years this Thursday

[-] sbv 4 points 11 months ago

Right on schedule

[-] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Gonna take it out to drink?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

Is that book 1024 pages of Panic is progressively larger fonts?

[-] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Current disaster recovery plan:

Step 1: cry

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

And the book is empty inside

[-] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago
[-] akincisor 2 points 11 months ago

"This tale is all of woe!"

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