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[–] [email protected] 89 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My favourite is always;

Lemme quickly write this test, it passes great, if I make this little change it'll fail. It's still passing, damn.

[–] [email protected] 56 points 2 days ago (1 children)

The worst is when you expect an existing test to fail, but it passes, and it turns out the test wasn't actually properly testing the code. Fixing the test finds a bunch of broken edge cases.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Then you ask questions about what the past person could possibly have been thinking. You wonder what logic path brought them to create the code this way. You check git blame. It was you.

[–] sbv 20 points 2 days ago

Debugging. It's a whodunnit where the victim, murderer, and investigator are all you.^(apologies to Filipe Fortes)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago

"You know that temp shitty load balancer you wrote on your second month to get things up again. We still use it to this day." My boss last week.

[–] [email protected] 60 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's always scary when it compiles without errors the first time. Then you just know there's a logic bug or corner case in there somewhere.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

It's always a logic bug that you will find the day after you forgot about how the code works.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 2 days ago

if you didn't intend for it to work and it's working then it's not working as intended

[–] [email protected] 54 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Congratulations your code will now be in production for the next hundred years.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nothing is temporary. Every script, patch, application, and duct tape MacGyver/Scotty inspired fix I’ve ever written will run for eternity….

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

The first "temporary hack" I ever wrote for my current job (~January 2014) is still in the codebase.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Still no usable code tho, because usable code is maintainable.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Corollary, what moron wrote this...oh, i did.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago

Of course I know him: he’s me!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

One time I stayed up late trying to fix a really complicated problem that I couldn't figure out. I was drinking. I got really drunk and fixed the problem. In the morning I couldn't figure out my own code. I had no idea what I wrote, or how it worked, but it did work. I just left it since it was apparently above my ability to fix.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 days ago

Better ship it. It works after all.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

This stops being shocking as you gain more experience.

[–] AwesomeLowlander 5 points 2 days ago

MFW I hook up a Factorio spaghetti section to inputs and it works the first time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Something's broken, Something's failing, rotting!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Remember, every temporary solution is a permanent one! It's always spooky when it works the first time.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

It works as intended because you haven't integrated yet

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 days ago

lol - isn’t that the truth