What kind of monster kills a duckling and sets it on their calculator for internet points?
this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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The duckling seems alive to me… at least I hope so.
I actually think it's fine too. I was just making a joke about fake internet points for fake internet points.
😬 for the record I've seen some birds just lay down flat in their nests, vs the usual tuck-beak-on-back. But yeah... This seems posed. Hope I'm wrong.
That thing you took the photo with, and tweeted the photo with, has a calculator. You can even get a different super cool calculator for it.
The thing you're using also has a search function to explain what a joke is.
> The year is 3034
> Humanity has a vast interstellar empire spanning galaxies
> We still use the Ti-83 calculator to learn math
In my classes profs just let us use our laptops
It's a travesty that HP killed the HP48 series.
This is rubber ducking made real.
Original? ✅ Plausible? ✅ Photographic evidence? ✅ Adorable? ✅✅✅