this post was submitted on 08 Nov 2024
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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 month ago (2 children)

What kind of monster kills a duckling and sets it on their calculator for internet points?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The duckling seems alive to me… at least I hope so.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

I actually think it's fine too. I was just making a joke about fake internet points for fake internet points.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

😬 for the record I've seen some birds just lay down flat in their nests, vs the usual tuck-beak-on-back. But yeah... This seems posed. Hope I'm wrong.

[–] _core 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That thing you took the photo with, and tweeted the photo with, has a calculator. You can even get a different super cool calculator for it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The thing you're using also has a search function to explain what a joke is.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 month ago

All I got was this? I'm not sure they're a reliable dictionary.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)
> The year is 3034
> Humanity has a vast interstellar empire spanning galaxies 
> We still use the Ti-83 calculator to learn math
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

In my classes profs just let us use our laptops

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

It's a travesty that HP killed the HP48 series.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

This is rubber ducking made real.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Original? ✅ Plausible? ✅ Photographic evidence? ✅ Adorable? ✅✅✅